120 Funny Questions to Ask Your Boyfriend – Scan to Talk (2024)

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Hey there! Ready to turn an ordinary day with your boyfriend into an extraordinary one? I’ve got just the thing to sprinkle some laughter into your relationship.

Picture this: both of you are cuddling up, maybe it’s a lazy Sunday afternoon or a calm evening, and you decide to spark up the vibe with something fun.

That’s where my list of 120 hilarious questions comes into play. Trust me, these are not your run-of-the-mill questions; they’re designed to provoke laughter, deepen your bond, and maybe even surprise you with some answers.

Ready to get started? Here we go!

120 Funny Questions to Ask Your Boyfriend

1. If you were a superhero, what would your useless superpower be?
2. What’s the silliest reason you’ve ever gotten into a fight with someone?
3. If animals could talk, which one do you think would be the most annoying?
4. What’s the most useless piece of knowledge you know?
5. If you were a villain, what would your evil scheme be?
6. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done when you were alone?
7. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, but it couldn’t be your favorite food, what would you choose?
8. Which fictional character do you believe is most like you?
9. If you had to lose one of your senses, which one would it be?
10. What’s the funniest Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?
11. If you were a kitchen appliance, which one would you be?
12. What’s your spirit animal, and why is it a sloth?
13. If you could swap lives with any historical figure, who would it be and why?
14. Would you rather have finger-sized legs or leg-sized fingers?
15. What song would you choose if you had to enter a room every time to your own theme music?
16. What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
17. If you could instantly become an expert in something, what would it be?
18. What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?
19. If you were a type of cheese, what type would you be?
20. What’s the strangest dream you’ve had that you can remember?
21. If you could have lunch with any cartoon character, who would it be and why?
22. Which movie title best describes your life?
23. What would your professional wrestler name be?
24. If you had to be haunted by a ghost, who would you want it to be and why?
25. Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person that was meant to be funny, and how did they react?
26. If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?
27. What’s the most embarrassing TV show you love to watch?
28. If you were an ice cream flavor, which one would you be and why?
29. What’s the craziest invention you can come up with right now?
30. If you could be a character in any board game, which would you choose?
31. What’s something that everyone looks stupid doing?
32. If you could only use one emoji for the rest of your life, which one would it be?
33. What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve convinced someone of?
34. If you could have any mythical creature as a pet, which would it be?
35. Have you ever tried to do something you saw in a movie, and it went terribly wrong?
36. If your life was a movie, which actor would play you?
37. What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
38. If you could talk to animals, which animal would you chat with first?
39. What’s the silliest thing you’re passionate about?
40. If you were a DJ, what would your DJ name be?

41. If you could become instantly fully skilled in one Olympic sport, which would it be and why?
42. Which superhero’s powers would you least like to have?
43. If you had to eat only one type of sandwich for the rest of your life, what would it be?
44. What would your pirate name be?
45. If you could be any kitchen appliance, which one would you be?
46. What song would you choose to play every time you entered a room?
47. If you were a villain in a movie, what would your evil plan be?
48. What’s the most useless talent you have?
49. If you could only watch one genre of movies for the rest of your life, what would it be?
50. If your life had a theme song, what would it be?
51. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
52. If you could instantly master any musical instrument, which one would it be?
53. What’s the worst advice you’ve ever given?
54. If you had to wear one costume every day for a year, what would it be?
55. What fictional world would you most like to live in?
56. If you could switch lives with any historical figure for a day, who would it be?
57. What’s the funniest thing you’ve done that no one else was around to see?
58. If you could make a new holiday, what would it celebrate?
59. What’s the most bizarre thing you’ve ever eaten on a bet?
60. If you could have a superpower, but it had to be incredibly specific, what would it be?
61. If you were a chair, who would you want to sit on you?
62. What animal do you think would be the rudest if it could talk?
63. If you could only eat foods of one color for the rest of your life, which color would you choose?
64. What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
65. If you could eliminate one thing from your daily routine, what would it be?
66. If you were a vegetable, which one would you be and why?
67. What kind of cult would you like to start?
68. If you were reincarnated as a famous landmark, which would it be?
69. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life?
70. If you could be any age for a week, what age would you choose and why?
71. What’s the funniest name you can think of for a pet rock?
72. If you could only keep one item you currently own, what would it be?
73. What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
74. If you could break any world record which one would it be?
75. If you could live in any period of history, when would it be?
76. If you could have dinner with any fictional character, who would it be?
77. What’s the most creative use for a potato you can think of?
78. If you were a ghost, how would you haunt people?
79. What’s something you’re terrible at but love to do anyway?
80. If someone made a movie of your life would it be a drama, a comedy, a romantic-comedy, action film, or science fiction?

81. If you could have any superpower, but only for 5 minutes a day, what would it be?
82. What’s the most useless talent you have?
83. If you could switch lives with any animal for a day, which would you choose?
84. What’s the worst fashion decision you’ve ever made?
85. If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
86. If you were a flavor of ice cream, which one would you be and why?
87. Would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
88. What’s the funniest thing you’ve said in your sleep, that you know of?
89. If you had to wear a hat every day for the rest of your life, what kind would it be?
90. If you could have any mythical creature as your protector, which would you choose?
91. If you could instantly become an expert in something, what would it be?
92. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done to try to look cool?
93. If you were a brand, what would your motto be?
94. If you could have dinner with any historical figure, who would it be and why?
95. If you were a pizza topping, which one would you be?
96. What’s the silliest reason you’ve ever gotten into a fight with someone?
97. What would the title of your autobiography be?
98. If you were to perform in the circus, what would you do?
99. If you could bring one fictional gadget to life, what would it be?
100. What would you do if you woke up and you were the only person left on Earth?
101. If there was a sandwich named after you, what would be on it?
102. What’s the weirdest conversation you’ve eavesdropped on?
103. If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would you have a good chance of winning a medal for?
104. If you were a fruit, which one would you be and why?
105. What’s the most pointless superhero you can imagine?
106. What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?
107. If animals could talk, which species would be the most annoying?
108. If you had to replace your hands with objects already in your house, what would you choose and why?
109. If you had to wear one Halloween costume every day for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
110. What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?
111. If you could have any author – living or dead – write your biography, who would you choose?
112. What would you stockpile if you found out it wasn’t going to be sold anymore?
113. If you could instantly master any dance style, what would it be?
114. What’s the most creative insult you can come up with?
115. If you were a viral meme, which one would you be?
116. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever held in your hand?
117. If you could be instantly fluent in any language, which would it be and why?
118. If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
119. What’s the first thing you’d do if you had the power of telekinesis?
120. If your life was a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be?