- Ananya Bhatt
- Inspirational Quotes
Looking for some Monday humor to start your week on a positive note? We have rounded up a collection of funny Monday morning quotes, sayings, captions (with images and pictures) to inspire you and turn your Monday blues to laughter.
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So start your week with a dash of fun and positive energy enjoy these hilarious Monday quotes and deal with the coming week happily.
Funny Monday Morning Quotes Sayings
- “Monday is a basic bitch.”— Unknown
- “Less Monday, more summer.”— Unknown
- “Monday should be optional.”— Unknown
- “Monday is the root of all evil.”— Unknown
- “If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.”— Unknown
- “Shortest horror story: Monday.”— Unknown
- “Freak out cause it’s Monday again.”— Unknown
- “It’s Monday but keep smiling.”— Unknown
- “Yay, Monday!” Said no one… Ever”— Unknown
- “Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”— Unknown
Funny Monday Quotes To Brighten Your Day
- “Too much Monday, not enough coffee.”— Unknown
- “Finally, that rare and elusive Monday we like.”— Unknown
- “Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.”— Unknown
- “Due to lack of interest. Monday has been cancelled.”— Unknown
- “I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday.
- “Even though it’s Monday act like it’s Saturday.” — Unknown
- “This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
- “Monday checklist: coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.”
- “Monday I shall slay thee with me mighty cup of coffee.”
- Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, six shots of vodka or two weeks of sleep.
Funny Quotes For Monday
- “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
- “Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.”
- “I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.”
- “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
- “I’m hiding from Monday I know it’s close by.”
- “Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
- “May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
- “Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet..”
- “Today is Monday, and that’s reason enough for me to hate it.”
- “Mondays take a little more coffee and a lot more mascara.”
Good Morning Monday Funny
- “Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.”
- “There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday.”
- “Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet…”
- “Dear Monday, my mama don’t like you and she likes everyone.”
- “Alright Monday what kind of bullsh*t you got for me this time.”
- “If each day is a gift I would like to know where I can return Mondays.”
- “Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close from Monday?”
- “The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.”
- “I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear.”
- “When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
- “It’s Monday, perfect time to reboot your mind and have a fresh start.”
- “Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.”
- “God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.”
- “Dear Monday. I think you should take a holiday! Trust me. No one will miss you!”
- “If you meet people who make you happy during Mondays, then it won’t be as hard.”
Funny Monday Quotes
- “I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it’s rest of Monday burning to the ground.”
- “I hate mornings, and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
- “Find a job you like and you will add five days to every week.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
- “Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.” – Arthur Darvill
- “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. It’s not me, it’s you.”
- “There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.”
- “Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
- “Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.”
- “On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.”
- “Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.”
Monday Morning Funny
- “Dear Monday: Go away!!”
- “Keep Calm and pretend it’s not Monday!”
- “Train your mind to see the good in everything.” – Happy Monday!
- “It’s Monday – Time to Conquer the world. Smile More and Kick it!”
- “Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”
- “Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.”
- “Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
- “Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.”
- “Dear radio stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.”
- “Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.” – Garry Moll
- “Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues.” – Rolland Mars
- “I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on “I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.” – Leggy Saul
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